Name- Screen Name-
What Shall we call you?

 Why Should we call you that? Email-

 Place of residence(as in STATE!)- Age-

If you need to...please take a few moments before continuing...

Tell us a bit about your interests....check all that apply

 reading reading magazines reading dirty magazines

Internet Ivisit Internet Adult section of the Internet

excercising the mind excercising the body exercising the wrists

ok great..on to the next section

a Little bit about your background

Are both your parents married? yes no

To each other? yes no

Are your parents of the same sex? yes no

Did they ever make you put on pantie hose and dance
to Barry Mannilow in front of company wearing lipstick( on any part of your body)?? yes no

 What era are your parents from? 40's 50's 60's 70's 80's 90's 2000

Ok Great... on to your lifestyle

height- weight-

color of eyes- color of hair-

Left handed or Right Handed Right Handed Left Handed

Thickness of your hand( in inches) Shoe Size-

sex-- Female Male SheMale Undecided

In 20 words or less......

What does the word "Adult" mean to you?

What does the word "Wank" mean to you?

What does the word "Pervert" mean to you?

What does the word "Opus" mean to you?

On a weekly basis.. how often do you "wank"? once a day twice a week 4-7 times a week 4-7 times a day New to wank

If you wank for someone, who would it be? a Blonde A Brunette a woman a man

If you are approved... how will that make you feel?

If you are not approved..... we dont care... on to the next section

How did you hear about the application?

And did you tell a friend? yes No

If yes...Who?

Have you ever been booted from the smushroom? Yes No

If Yes...by who?

Thank you for taking the time to fill this out...Please allow 4-6 weeks for a response , medical and criminal background check.

If you are on the no-boot list...allow only 4-6 hours.

Thank you

The

~SmushMasters~